Thanx Irfan

Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital:

Hello and welcome to the mental hospital,
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the mothership.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press; no one will answer.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0-0-0.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

Irfan is now visiting Weskoppies, so he felt it would be wize to addopt this system. Maybe i should too...Anyhow, he told me he's got a patient that's a male, who really thinks he should be female...and God just made a mistake and gave him the wrong body. Nothing wrong there so far, lots of people feel that way...the difference? He had sex last week, and now he's pretty damn sure his pregnant...he can feel it growing inside of him.

Logical next step...please dokter, can i have a sonar?